wow ur cute // a mix of cute songs for cute people
i. five years’ time by noah and the whale // ii. video games by the young professionals // iii. the way i am by ingrid michaelson // iv. the bird & the worm by owl city // v. always by panic! at the disco // vi. kiss me slowly by parachute // vii. your biggest fan by nevershoutnever // viii. jenny by studio killers // ix. stand too close by motion city soundtrack // x. sweater weather by the neighborhood // xi. be my escape (acoustic) by relient k // xii. if these sheets were states by all time low // xiii. digital love by daft punk // xiv. all of the stars by ed sheeran
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
These are dope
Oh my wow.
Badass women from history
- Leather clad English rocker girl
- Women boxing on a roof in LA (1933)
- Ellen O’Neal, the greatest woman freestyle skateboarder in the 1970s
- Elspeth Beard, first Englishwoman to circumnavigate the world by motorcycle
sorry i took so long to respond i was crying about my life
“Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.”
— Matty Healy (The 1975)
FUN PRANK: take me to comic con