drunktrophywife:

Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

Drake probably playing GTA right now picking up prostitutes and dropping them off in safer cities.
randomdaisy:

tylerchokely:

fagmobs:

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

my motto

NOW THATS A WOMAN!

randomdaisy:

tylerchokely:

fagmobs:

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

my motto

NOW THATS A WOMAN!

strawberrymilkygalaxy:

"what if sam is hydra"

what if i reached across time and space to slap your soul right out of your body


Actual kitten Patrick Stump.

Actual kitten Patrick Stump.

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

twated:

I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out