Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve

neat-girl:

“it’s not rape its surprise sex ;D”

go lick a plug socket

dame-stork:

yes please, i’ll take seconds

WHY WOULD THIS KEEP YOU CALM

BBC NEVER MAKES ME CALM

algrenion:

catgoboom:

wabbajacked:

I was copy pasting some pictures into a reference sheet for my current painting

AND THIS HAPPENED
HOW WHY WHEN APODJASČLKDsadfsadffasd

WRY

OMg whAT THE FUCK IS THAAAAAT

puppyluver43:

I wonder how many of my followers are madly in love with me from afar probably all of them

I suppose this used to happen quite often

James: Lily?
Lily: Mmmm
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
Lily: 
James: 
Lily: 
James: 
Lily: 
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.

Blogger: #OMG LOOK AT THAT #LOOK AT THAT LOOK #YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN AND EMOTION IN THEIR EYES OF HOW MUCH IT HURT THAT SHE STOLE THE ONLY THING THEY SHARED TOGETHER #THAT ONE LOOK AT THE GROUND SYMBOLIZES EVERYTHING UGH IT EVEN REFLECTS HOW THEY FEEL THAT BARELY ANYONE CARES ABOUT THEM #THAT THEIR PAST IS ALMOST TOO HEAVY TO HOLD ON THEIR SHOULDERS #FLAWLESS ACTING I FUCKING CANT #ITS LIKE THEYRE FALLING AND NO ONE CAN SAVE THEM
Actor: I was told to look down while acting sad.
 #OH MY GOD WE'VE BECOME OUR ENGLISH TEACHERS

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives

gaymzee:

i see the sun, looks like its my bedtime

thecrazyfilipino:

i hate myself for how awkward i am. sometimes, i just want to talk to someone, but i feel like if i tried to make a conversation they’d be like, “hi” and i’d say something dumb like, “pineapples don’t have arms”

My big brother is going to take me to go see Brave when it comes out

:D