Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch
Tell me a bedtime story
i hate this
Wtf is this
NOW THATS A WOMAN!
"what if sam is hydra"
what if i reached across time and space to slap your soul right out of your body
you missed the rest
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud